Last night I had a dream that Tegan Quin wanted to date me so I was like “lol ok” and she’s like “email me, my email is email@example.com.” And then I got involved in weird Hunger Games-esque survival of the fittest, in which a black lady tried to cannibalize me, a Latino man infected me with HIV (and I had sex with him, which was apparently a comment on how LGBT people cannot be the fittest) and low and behold, a white, straight man won the game and began a new colony with all the other white men BECAUSE PATRIARCHY.
Did you know: the train that decimated Lac-Mégantic travelled through Toronto and Southern Ontario? This is its approximate path. More information here.
Freedom of Choys Burger (comes with bok choy) - $5.95
from Bob’s Burgers - Season 3 Episode 11: “Nude Beach”